Because of this series of posts Angela has taught me how to say "Chi vuole sapere se ho fatto sesso con una capra?" which translates to "Who wants to know if I fucked a goat?" but it's in Italian so it's 98% useless...
With a face like yours I doubt that's the primary reason. And he's then claimed that all day he's gagging for it. I doubt that.
I then had a break where my friend and I got through a bottle or two or wine... when I came back the afternoon the next day I had too many messages. Right, let's see what's come in.
|I know nothing about my flatmate's culture.|
And quickly I've been reminded that the only use for the measurement of inches to to measure
penises. (Geek not Latin, grr.) Everyone has seven inches, which is weird because sometimes 7 inches is 2cm, like in the case of my ex, sometimes it's 19cm. But it's always 7 inches.