Monday, 13 July 2015

The Kintyre Way

As I've said recently I'm bored, life isn't that satisfying at the moment. I want a challenge. A real challenge I've not done before.

I like walking, I've wanted to go on a proper trek and camping thing for sometime, so why not? Why not walk 161km for charity. It's 100 miles if you're wondering.

Basically, that's what I'm doing, this summer. It's a way of remembering my dad whose life was cut short by cancer. So I'm trying to raise £100 for Cancer Research UK. It's cost me more than that to do this walk mind, but it'll be worth it.

I'm taking my brother for company so it should be a lot of fun, we'll be leaving mid August to do this. So if you'd like to take the time to sponsor me, click below. Thanks.

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Wednesday, 8 July 2015

An Experiment - Part 5

I've been distracted and not done this for nearly a week. So not surprisingly I've got quite a few messages, here's hoping something is good...

Are these photos of the same person or is it just me? It looks like they're the same person in two profiles.

I did find something interesting. BDSM freak got deleted. Sadly. So did that guy who wanted to 50 shades me. However I do have a new freak who sent me three messages since I logged off. Cool. A stalker who's obsessed with pasta. Who thinks I know him. What? I've never said anything about strapons, is there another ood spaghetti face out there?

I'm so bored, I actually wish I had class.


Tuesday, 7 July 2015

Flicking around on Amazon

I spend way too much time browsing on Amazon these days, and it doesn't help much with my finances... But here are some more child friendly basics I'm eyeing up for Alexandros. I earn a small amount of money sharing these with you if you buy one.
Or you could just click this link to buy anything from the site and send me a bit of money in the process!
  
First up a really awesome looking car slide garage thing. It does need special cars mind. They slide down the top and finish at any one of the slides. Seems just like his kinda thing because he loves everything car related and likes sending them down a slide on a garage. This has to be even better.
One of our favourite toys, Play-Doh. We're always playing with this, he absolutely loves the stuff. I got him some in the sale last summer thinking that it was cheap and most kids like it. I had no idea he'd like it that much. Since them I've given him pots, and sets, and other things relating to Play-Doh and he plays with it all. He's always happy to mix colours and play around with it.
I love Rainbow Dash, she's my favourite pony. I know I'm too old, I honestly don't care. I got this set for Alexandros and when he unwrapped it he was angry that it was still in the box, he saw it and wanted it instantly, by the time I was unpacking the actual pony he'd got so impatient he was playing with the little pots of Play Dog included. I loved the colours, they were very bright, but the red had been replaced with pink. The best thing about this was the number of moulds to make things. And he loved making hair for her.
I love painting with him too, we did some but it was a huge mess. Bearing in mind he was really proud of himself I still love my brown streaky painting that was a rainbow of colours to begin with. I think he'd like this with the basic six colours it seems simple enough for him. There's always the possibility of mixing them to teach kids about secondary colours. Otherwise it's a nice rainbow.
He loves anything that moves, cars, trains, anything like that. He also loves things he can take apart and build again. Like DUPLO, which he's played with a few times. So I'm sure he'd love this. There's also the added benefit that this teaches counting and colours. But I'm sure he'll be more interested in the train that that.
I was surprised to see that my childhood classic of Thomas was on DVD now. Apparently it's the same version. At my mums we still have the old videos but I wore them out quite a bit by watching them daily for years. It would be interesting to see what Alexandros would think.

Anyway, that's all for this list, thanks for stopping by.

Saturday, 27 June 2015

An experiment - Part 4

This is just getting stupid. Read the other parts and the intro if you've not done so yet.
Because of this series of posts Angela has taught me how to say "Chi vuole sapere se ho fatto sesso con una capra?" which translates to "Who wants to know if I fucked a goat?" but it's in Italian so it's 98% useless...


With a face like yours I doubt that's the primary reason. And he's then claimed that all day he's gagging for it. I doubt that.

I then had a break where my friend and I got through a bottle or two or wine... when I came back the afternoon the next day I had too many messages. Right, let's see what's come in.

I know nothing about my flatmate's culture.
These messages are all normal. Balls.

This guy could be interesting. I get two messages close together and a third as soon as I log on. Hmm, if I wanna play with this guy. MWAHAHAH.

And quickly I've been reminded that the only use for the measurement of inches to to measure penisi
penises. (Geek not Latin, grr.) Everyone has seven inches, which is weird because sometimes 7 inches is 2cm, like in the case of my ex, sometimes it's 19cm. But it's always 7 inches.

Friday, 26 June 2015

An experiment - Part 3

This seems to be the prick I've been looking for...
About Steve
Thanks for checking out my profile. My name is Steve and I'm not like anyone you've ever met before, unless you've already met me, since everyone is unique and that is what makes this interesting. I may appear arrogant and unattainable because I know what I want and don’t settle mediocrity. However, if you are fortunate enough to get to know me you will discover that I have a romantic side and believe in those spectacular moments when two souls collide in a spectacular moment and life is never the same again…
If you are the kind of girl who gets jealous and wants attention 24/7 then stop reading now as I have a little boy and he will always be my number one priority. However, when I am with you will feel like you are the only person in the room. Life is too short to waste time pretending to be what you are not and sugar coating reality to make it easier so one thing is for sure I will tell it how it is whether you like it or not.

I believe life is like a roller-coaster full of ups and downs and you can either spend your time wishing that you were somewhere else, or you can hang on tight and enjoy the ride! One day when you look back on your life you won’t regret going out with that guy who was sexy and just a little bit dangerous but you might well regret regretting it and letting that fear cause you to miss out on what might have been. In the end you have to decide! Do you want the mysterious, adventurous man, who will push you to help you evolve into something more while leave you wanting more in the morning, or do you want to settle for the safe guy who will leave you wondering what you missed and if this is all there is.
About the girl I'm looking for:
You are fun, adventurous, drama-free and not a pain in the ass. You are generally happy and laid back. You are attractive and take care of your body and health.The rest is negotiable (Well you can't be a blood relative)
If that sounds like you and you want to share some new experiences and see what happens from there then send me a message or add me to kik orangefish.h2g2 and we will see where our adventure takes us...

He sure as fuck is an arrogant twat. "If you are the kind of girl who gets jealous and wants attention 24/7 then stop reading" who actually does this? And then I saw his photos. I almost died laughing.

 Discreet photos of his BDSM kit. You'd barely notice them. If you were blind. Has this person ever heard the word subtle? Does he know what it means?

adjective1.
(especially of a change or distinction) so delicate or precise as to be difficult to analyse or describe.
"his language expresses rich and subtle meanings"

2.
making use of clever and indirect methods to achieve something.
"he tried a more subtle approach"
  Hmm, I think this idea has slipped past him somehow.

Anyway, I'm now messaging him and he's talking about 50 shades, hm. I guess this is all just for show. We'll see.

 
    •  Hmm

Thursday, 25 June 2015

An experiment - Part 2

If you've not read the intro and the first post I'd recommend you do that.

Some bits are honestly funny. My profile picture got me this brilliant message.
Angela really didn't like that mouthful of pasta. She said no more pasta afterwards. She said she'd do things to me in Italian when I ate that mouthful of pasta. So I took a selfie. I'm a good flatmate.

Also I've found Mr Grey. I'll just leave this image here. It speaks more than I can.

Meanwhile I'm dying laughing at this. I left his username in because it's funny, his photo is funny, his mini bio is funny. I think he's playing the same game as I am.

So I messaged him, and then I left him behind.
And then came bedtime, what will await me in the morning?
****
How the fuck are there over 99 people that want to meet pasta face? 
So much for Mr Grey, he just wants a fuck buddy. Part of me is disappointed because that would have made for an interesting story.
If I told you I'd have to kill you.
I'm seriously asking if these are normal photos, I mean, there's loads with torsos, but someone who's shoved a cucumber down his trousers to make it look like he has a giant stiff one, the clown, whatever. I'm not even sure about the guy on the bottom. Looking for a supermodel, okay...
These things write themselves, I don't even have to put an effort it. 

An experiment - Part 1

If you didn't read this you'll probably not understand this stupidity.

Five minutes after that post I got this message.
Hi there, have a read of my slightly unusual profile and get in touch if you're interested x
Leading to this profile. It started normally, brown eyes, blah blah blah.
Well I'll be perfectly honest, I don't have time for a relationship. I have built up a business which is doing very well and keeps me VERY busy. What I do have time for is someone I can meet up with once or twice a month and spoil - whether it's meals out, shopping trips, gifts, accompanying me on trips abroad - let me be your sugar daddy! Maybe if you're a student I can help you fund your studies? If you think you might be interested in this sort of arrangement then get in touch :)
I don't have photos on here as I don't want my employees seeing me. But once we've chatted for a little while I can send one to you. 
Oh and I'm not actually 26 :) 
I think I found some bait!

The other messages are just "hello, how are you?" ho hum.

After an hour 50 people want to meet me. Okay then. And five messages. Gah. Slowly, but surely this is taking off, I could well have found a new hobby.

So I'm asking questions before I'll ask if I get minimum wage. The thing is every time I reply I have another new message, or five.